Hahah. Funny joke!
What does your daddy do for a living?

Little Kevin was in his 5th grade class when the
teacher asked the children what their fathers did
for a living. All the typical answers came up:
fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. Kevin was
being uncharacteristically quiet and so the
teacher asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and
takes off all his clothes in front of other men.
Sometimes, if the offers really good, he'll go
out to the alley with some guy and make love with
him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement,
hurriedly set the other children to work on some
coloring, and took little Kevin aside to ask him,
"Is that really true about your father?"

No," said Kevin, "He plays for the Cubs, but I
was too embarrassed to say that in front of the
other kids."

(Thanks, Nash)

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMAO... didn't see where that was goin! HA!

posted at 1:36 PM

 
Blogger B.J. said...

My mom sent me this joke, except the guy was an assistant coach for Michigan.

posted at 4:08 PM

 

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